Brad Paisley - The Pants Lyrics

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36 32 boot cut with a skoal ring

Grease stains bleach spots and a hole in the knee

You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders

And she'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please

You wear the pants buddy good for you

I'm so impressed yeah whoopty-doo

You need to know that ain't how it works

It's not who wears the pants it's who wears the skirt

In the top drawer of her dresser there's some panties

Go try on that purple pair with the lacy frill

With your big old thighs I bet you can't get in 'em

And with that attitude of yours hell I bet you never will

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You wear the pants buddy good for you

I'm so impressed yeah whoopty-doo

You need to know that ain't how it works

It's not who wears the pants it's who wears the skirt

A big old boy like you can probably bench 350

A little thing like her can barely lift the bar

But just wait until that woman has a headache

And she sits there with her legs crossed we'll see how strong you are

You wear the pants buddy good for you

We're so impressed whoopty-doo

You'll soon find out that ain't how it works

It's not who wears the pants it's who wears the skirt

You wear the pants she'll wear the skirt

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