Chamillionaire - The Morning News Lyrics

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Chamillitary man

Fighting broke out over-night between

Rival factions along the Israeli-Syrian border

Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters

Bombed a guerrilla base killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians

Damage to the base is said to be heavy

And the Israeli jets are reported to have made it

Back to their headquarters safely

A 49 year old unidentified man went berserk last night

Opening fire with a 12 gauge shotgun

Leave me alone terror alert victory

I stay dropping that bombness

Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump

Stay arguing 'bout nonsense

Would they treat me as good as Hugh Hefner

If I had a mansion full of blonde chicks?

If adultery was a felony

Then Clinton would be a convict

Put you in the same position

And let's see what you'd really do

They tell me that I sold out

If I execute the no snitching rule

Sound like it was a good idea

'Til a murder happen to you

Dumb stupid or stupid dumb

Either one you don't have a clue

Voice perfect for CNN but knew

Larry King wouldn't hear it through

Bill O'Reily's an idiot

He ain't the only one with an opinion fool

E-mail this to my publicist

So the media is gonna hear it too

You get on TV and get at me

Then I'm gonna get on the CD and get at you

Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes

Just to learn that I pay for classes

Part time hustle really ain't gonna last

So todays forecast is to make more cash

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It's the news news news

Let 'em know the truth truth truth

It's the morning news news news

Let 'em know the truth truth truth

It's the morning news

In the strip club balling

Bill Collecta keep calling

You ain't even trying pay your bills

He show up and you dodging

White man balling black man starving

Looks like Al Sharpton found another

'Cause to get involved in

I can't hate to see a black man

And I don't hate to see a black hand

Crawling into that cookie jar

'Cause there's plenty of dough up in that man

When your black and you educated

People say "You ain't black man"

May be black in your appearance

But really whiter than Batman

CEO's are like slave masters

And most of them don't even know it

Their employees are like slaves

Work the bill but don't even own it

Your money right but your credit ain't

Then the bank still won't loan it

If you're on top and ain't paying taxes

Then I hope you're enjoying your moment

Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes

Just to learn that I pay for classes

Part time hustle really ain't gonna last

So todays forecast is to make more cash

It's the news news news

Let 'em know the truth truth truth

It's the morning news news news

Let 'em know the truth truth truth

It's the morning news

Hip hop crunk music spiky music

Slab music sound like a nursery rhyme

Get a beat and rap to it

Ain't speaking with a purpose

I'ma call it crap music

Y'all got your boys getting mad

My bad let's get back to it

Cigarettes are still causing cancer

And chronic smoke'll still get you high

In the streets or in the store

Know a couple dollars won't get you by

Truth is a Paris Hilton jail cover story

Could never flop

For that sexy mug-shot

I could get a million dollars a pop

Even Michaels in the media

They like to make examples of people just like you

Get involved and I bet the indite you

Go to jail and I bet they don't write you

Yea you ain't got a college degree

Then they'll say you're not intelligent

And if your class ain't upper class

Then your opinion is irrelevant

Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes

Just to learn that I pay for classes

Part time hustle really ain't gonna last

So todays forecast is to make more cash

It's the news news news

Let 'em know the truth truth truth

It's the morning news news news

Let 'em know the truth truth truth

It's the morning news

The world is crazy every day

I gotta wake up to this nonsense

Silly rappers think I'm worried

About a punch-line

I show more purpose than your

Whole career in one line victory

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