Bonzo Dog Band - The Bride Stripped Bare By 'bachelors' Lyrics

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So the boys got together and formed a band

Fate played the straight man

And since then they've never looked back

You lads welcome to the club b

I've seen you on telly

With your long hair and pimples

(pop pop)

We arrived at the gig looking rough

Not happy we'd all had enough of eight hours on the road

Legs larry said eh it's the boozer for me dear boy

Yup yup yes indeed

And the hotel reception was empty and cold

With horrid red wallpaper forty years old

It stank like a rhino house mr. slater said

Pooh i can smell vindaloo ohh really? no sir o'reilly

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Hobnob

And we wave to the people who frown

At our hair as we ride into town

And chalky and nozz had set up the gear

At the club where the 'dohl pal show' would appear

In person as themselves in person as themselves

Then neil fred and i played darts for awhile

Before we switched on our theatrical smiles hey you remember

Hot dogs on sale in the foyer hey

You can have a drink in your dressing rooms lads

But you can't come into club looking like that

We can't oblige thank you

Hey redneck we've had em all ere you know tommy ray.

Oh aye? that's a brand new scratch on the piano

Cost you seventy five quid to put that right

Whoa who did that?

Aye remember frank fesher

And and buddy greece

Aye put off thought really ere doesn't it?

Whoa what?

Will you take your empty glasses back the bar?

Any artiste mentioning football will be paid off immediately.

Hoover

It's not for me self lads it's for

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