Malachi Crunch - The At&t Song Lyrics

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So i switched over to the other guys after i saw their ads

Y'know i use the phone a lot for my home business

And i wanna get the best deal i can

So i opened up the phone bill ...

I swear to god i thought it was a typo

I mean where are the big savings???

If you come back now we'll switch you for free

I had some problems with my bill

So i called up them up

I wanted to ask them some questions

Y'know talk about my bill

They put me on hold

I couldn't even talk to a person

I mean who has time for this?

If you come back now we'll switch you for free

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So i was changing this light bulb

And the phone rings

Down the ladder i come

And they ask me if i want to switch phone companies

Promise me big savings

I asked them hey can you put it in writing?

And they wouldn't

Why would i change from at&t?

If you come back now we'll switch you for free

So i hooked up with the other guys

But it just wasn't the same quality as i was used to

Y'know with at&t

But i thought it would be too expensive to switch back

Then i found it it doesn't cost anything

Now i'm sorry i ever left

If you come back now we'll switch you for free

I dialed phoenix and i kept getting fiji

Sooganakapeeci!

What?

So i dialed again.

Sooganakapeeci!

So i called the operator and tried to get credit for the call.

I'm sorry sir you're not dealing with at&t

Well i am now!

If you come back now we'll switch you for free

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