Chad Mitchell Trio - Super Skier Lyrics

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(gibson/rieser/rieser)

Well they called him super skier

As he sat around the sundeck

For he swore that he would never take a spill.

When they finally brought him down

They had to use three toboggans

To carry all the pieces down the hill.

Chorus:

He was comin' down that slope

Doin' ninety miles an hour

When he caught an edge of his ski.

Well his clothes they were fast

But the slopes they were faster.

That's the last of super skier we shall see.

Well he hollered "what the hell!"

As he lined them parallel:

He figured there was nothing more to learn.

(oh no...)

And as he started on his way

He shouted "ondelay!"

Assuming that he'd never have to turn.

Well he was slippin' down that slope

Doin' ninety miles an hour

When a mogul flipped him in the air.

His jumping form was fine

Until he ran into that pine

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And two one-legged skiers left from there.

(repeat chorus)

When he left that tree at last

He was moving twice as fast.

Both halves were skimming moguls like a feather.

He said "if i must be

A split personality

How can i ever keep my knees together?"

One ski was headed north

And the other headed west

'cause both of them you see were running freer.

And folks up on little nell

Looked up scared as hell

Said "it's a bird." "no it's a plane." "it's super skier!"

(no uh it's a bird.)

(repeat chorus)

Now the moral of my story

(though my story's kinda gory):

For all you sundeck charlies there's still hope.

You buy the fastest clothes you can

Then talk skiing like a man

But don't let people catch you on the slope!

(repeat chorus)

And let's get charlie off the m. t. a.

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