Better Off - Story Of My Life Lyrics

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My life's getting pretty bad.

My dad just stole my porno mag.

He took the one with the really flyass chick.

I didn't know what to do

So i walked right into his room.

Dad was getting busy

Mom was sucking on his...

Dictionaries have me pictured under pathetic

And if you read it it would say

That my life's a living hell i need some mental help i need to get ahold of myself.

It's the story of my life that i can't go out tonight

Because i didn't come home after class.

And it's the story of my life that i can't go out tonight

So now i'm stuck here at home stuck all alone stuck right here on my ass.

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My life's nothing but a bore.

The girl i like is a dirty whore.

My life's going nowhere but down the drain.

Each night i sit up waiting for someone to call me.

My mom caught me masturbating to scrambled spice tv.

Dictionaries have me listed under loser

I'm pretty sure it used to say

Hat my life's a living hell i need some mental help i need to get ahold of myself.

It's the story of my life that i can't go out tonight

Because i didn't come home after class.

And it's the story of my life that i can't out tonight

So now i'm stuck here at home stuck all alone stuck right here on my ass.

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