Eminem - So Far Lyrics
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I own a mansion but live in a house
A king-size bed but I sleep on the couch
I'm Mr.Brightside glass is half full
But my tank is half empty gasket just blew[Verse 1]
This always happens
30 minutes from home gotta lay a log cabin
And only option I have is McDonalds's bathroom
In a public stall dropping a football
So every time someone walks in the john I get Madden
''Shady what up?''- What? Come on man I'm crapping
And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin?
Oh that's odd I just happened to run out of tissue
Yeah hand me that on second thought I'd be glad then
''Thanks dawg name's Todd a big fan''
I wiped my ass with it crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and
Told him ''Todd you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end?
Can't park my ass without causing an accident
Puff my gas cut my grass can't take out the fucking trash
Without someone passing through my sub harassing
I'd count my blessings but I suck at math
I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from succotash
But the antacid is my stomach gas
I mix my corn with my fucking mash
Potato so what ho kiss my country bumpkin ass
Missouri Southern roots what the fuck is upperclass
Call lunch dinner call dinner supper
Tupperware in a covered plastic wear up the ass
Stuck in the past iPod what the fuck is that?
B-boy to the core mule I'm a stubborn ass[Hook]
Maybe that's why I feel so strange
Got it all but I still won't change
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit
It's the motivation that keeps me going
This is the inspiration I need
I can never turn my back on a city that made me
(Life's been good to me so far)[Verse 2]
They call me classless I heard that I second and third that
Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap
Probably be a giant turd-sack
But I blew never turned back
Turned 40 and still sag
Teenagers act more fucking mature Jack
Fuck you gonna say to me?
I leave on my own terms asshole I'm going berzerk
My nerves are bad but I love the perks my work has
I get to meet famous people look at her dag
Her nylons ran her skirt snag
And I heard she drag-races *burp* swag
Tuck in my Hanes shirt tag
You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work skag
We'd be the perfect match
Cause you're a vacuum I'm a dirtbag
My apologies no disrespect to technology
But what the heck is all of these buttons?
You expect me to sit here and learn that?
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Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda?
Be an expert at computers?
I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica hell with a Playstation
I'm still on my first manual from Zelda
Nintendo bitch run jump punch stab and I melt the
Mozzarella on my spaghetti put in on bread
Make a sandwich with welch's and belch
They say this spray butter is bad for my health but
I think there's more white trash from the trailer
Jed Clampett Redd Sanford welfare mentality helps to
Keep me grounded that's why I never take full advantage of wealth I
Managed to dwell within these parameters
Still cramming the shelves full of Hamburger Helper
I can't even help it this is the hand I was dealt to
Creature of habit feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter
With all these pet peeves
God dammit to hell I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones
I can't go anywhere I get so mad I can yell the
Other day someone got little elaborate
And stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox
Went to Burger King they spit on my onion rings
I think my karma is catching up with me[Hook][Bridge]
Got friends on Facebook all over the world
Not sure what that means they tell me it's good
So I'm artist of the decade I even got a plaque
I'd hang it up but the frame is all cracked[Verse 3]
I'm trying to be lowkey hopefully nobody notices me
In produce hunched over giant nosebleed
Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle
By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me
Embarrassed I just did Comerica with Hova
Show's over I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries
He just had front row seats told me to sign this poster
Then insults me "wow up close didn't know you had crow's feet"
I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Costco
Sloppy Joe's buck waffles
Got caught picking my nose ah
Look over see these two hot hoes
Finger still up in one of my nostrils
Right next to 'em stuck at the light
This fucking shit is taking forever to change
I'm stuck these bitches are loving it rubbing it in
Chuckling couldn't do nothing play it off
''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'' fucking bitch
They want me to flip at the label but I won't succumb to it
The pressure they want me to follow up with another one after Recovery
Was so highly coveted but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it?
Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip
Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of bitches
Wrong subdivison to fuck with bitch
Quit snapping fucking pictures of my kids
I love my titty but you push me to my limit what a pity
The shit I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out
Kool Aid stain on the couch I'd never get it out
Bitch I got an elevator in my house
Ants and a mouse I'm living the dream[Hook]
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