Ookla The Mok - Rishathra Lyrics

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Adam: we were doing mok 1 in the ookla-mobile

Luis: and rand was at the wheel

Rand: with gear and clothes and adam

Crammed against the windshield

A: we were gonna filk until the break of dawn

L: we're going to the con

R: luis tomas garcia had his sandman t-shirt on

A: rand was driving i was playing my guitar

L: and i was in the car

R: and then we stopped

A: and that's when rand said

R: "i don't know where we are"

A: i was trying to get the map unfolded

When i heard a sound

L: i looked around

R: and then i noticed that the car

Was lifted off the ground

All: what was going on

How were we floating through the air?

All: maybe it has to do with that flying saucer

Over there?

A: hold on this might not be as bad as it seems

L: what do you mean?

R: we'll miss the con!

L: what are you on?

R: we're in a tractor beam!

R: luis looked down and marvelled

At the endless rows of corn

L: "that's a lot of corn!"

A: and rand beaped out the rhythm

The theme of close encounters on the horn

R: adam was trying to teach his fingers what to do

L: "na noo! na noo!"

A: as we docked aboard what appeared to be

An interstellar zoo

R: i turned the car off and we timidly disembarked

L: "we're double parked!"

A: gaping bewilderedly around this cosmic noah's ark

R: and that's when adam walked away without a glance

L: i peed my pants

A: i couldn't help it

I was in some kind of weird hypnotic trance

A: i woke up in a room with candles lit and muzak on

A: i was lying on a bed with nothing

But my tube socks on

A: i saw a shapely silhouette in the door

L: she was a ten!

R: an alien!

A: i was stiffer than al gore

A: we didn't have a common culture or a common tongue

A: we didn't have a thing in common

As i've already sung

A: we didn't have an ounce of mutual respect

All: but we had sex

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All: we had sex

All: sex

All: we had sex

R: and then a hooded stranger took me by the hand

L: "don't leave me rand!"

A: but rand just followed

Knowing that luis would understand

R: she asked me if i wanted latte or darjeeling tea

L: "i'm thirsty!"

A: they quickly saw they had compatible personalities

R: we had the same opinions

We shared the same philosophy

R: we had the same snoopy lunchbox

We watched the same shows on tv

R: we both liked movies with cheap special effects

A&l: but we did not have sex

R: ("she said she just wanted to stay friends")

A&l: we did not have sex

R: ("she said she'd write me but she never did")

A&l: no sex

R: ("she gave me her phone number

But when i called it it was a laundromat")

A&l: we did not have sex

A: with rand and adam gone luis was all alone

L: "e.t. phone home!"

R: he was in the dark

And all he could hear was adam moan

A: things were looking grim

For the drummer of ookla the mok

L: "help me spock!"

R" next thing he knew luis was on all fours

Stripped to his jock

L: i was more scared than i had ever been

In all my life

L: i didn't want to spend the next forty years

As e.t.'s wife

A: well maybe this isn't quite as bad as it seems...

L: at least yours was a female!

A&r: and they had sex

L: ("mine was a huge purple guy")

A&r: they had sex

L: ("and he had this huge long... antennae")

A&r: sex

L: ("and these bulging humongous... ears")

A&r: they had sex

L: ("it was horrible... i'm never doing that again!")

A: it ended just as quickly as it had begun

L: you mean you're done

R: it was more confusing than the ending of 2001

A: i had a good time

R: and i gained a friend

L: it was a bad joke but i got it in the end

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