Eminem - Rain Man Lyrics

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Yeah definitely definitely definitely dawg

Definitely definitely k-mart

Yeah yeah

You find me offensive? I find you offensive

For finding me offensive

Hence if I should draw a line on any fences

If so to what extensive

Any should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive

Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

They say that I cause extensive

Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this

Far at other people's expenses

I say your all just too goddamn sensitive

It's censorship and it's down right blasphemous

Listen to shit now 'cause I won't stand for this

And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither

And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me

I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator

Right next to Darth Vader

And Darth must have put a hex on him for later

I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that

I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther

I killed Superman I killed Superman

And how ironic? That I'd be the bad guy

Kryptonite the green chronic

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain nice to meet you

Hi my name is

I forgot my name

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is

Rain man

Now in the Bible it says

Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed

Have homosexual sex

Unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then of course it's intercourse and it's bi-sexual sex

Which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before during or after preforming the act of that which

Is normally referred to have such more commonly known phrases

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That are more used by today's kids

In a more derogatory way but

Who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?

Let's ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre?

(What up?)

I gotta question if I may?

(Yeah)

Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend

(Yeah)

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off?

(Yeah)

But ut! I ain't done yet

In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt

While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts but just what if

It was never meant it was just an accident

But he tripped fell slipped and his penis went in

His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't mean to go in into any more details but

What if he pictured it as a females butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain nice to meet you

Hi my name is

I forgot my name

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is

Rain man

You find me offensive I find you offensive

Shit this is the same verse I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses?

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby

And my plan is to get him next and open up a whip ass canister

Goddamn it Dre where is the goddamn beat?

Anyway anyway I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy kryptonite the green chronic

Demonic yep yep don't worry I'm on it

I got it high five Nick Lachey

Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away

And she blew around the room like a balloon a

Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna

Out the trash can and screw my

Head is straight back to the Neverland ranch

With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich

And I don't gotta make no goddamn sense

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain nice to meet you

Hi my name is

I forgot my name

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is

Rain man

'Cause I

Yo rain man

Definitely definitely Dr. Dre super dope beat maker

Two thousand and two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million

Nine hundred and seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three

And seventy

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