The Wombats - Patricia The Stripper Lyrics

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She works downtown in an unmarked bar flyin' 'round poles

She always gave me the fright of my life

I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol

Mixed with an empty feeling inside

It's such a bad idea

To fall in love with a 'lady of the night'

Why didn't God give her two left feet

Then she couldn't run away from me

Months go by and I'm alone in bed

While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive

I've got to wear a beard a suit and tie

To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight

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I go to all this effort

Just to see my fair Patricia

Going home with some other guy

Why couldn't God give her two left feet?

Then she couldn't run away from me

Oh why couldn't God give her two left feet?

Then she couldn't run away from me

She thinks I'm sad and that's alright

But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi

I can't I can't leave I can't I can't I can't

She's my coked up Botox girl

Patricia Patricia

Oh Patricia the stripper you are my sunshine

Oh Patricia the stripper come on home tonight

Oh Patricia the stripper you are my sunshine

So why can't you come home with me tonight?

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