Afroman - Palmdale Lyrics

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Just like bums we used to stay in the slums of LA by the way

Gang-bangers killin' each other for rep sellin' rock cocaine on my doorstep

Had a ball to bounce plus a bike to ride but my mamma never would let me play outside.

But when I got enrolled in elementary school started bangin' like a fuckin' fool.

So cool throwin' up gang signs to the gangster beat shot an enemy from across the street

Mamma came home said she got a good job. Daddy did too. Now they don't squab.

Financially we improvin'. 2 months later son we movin'.

No more duckin' from shotgun shells. Bought a two-story house in East Palmdale.

(give it to me now.)

Palmdale come back to me.

I need you and I love you baby.

Palmdale come back to me.

(Check it out check it out check it out.)

No more rats and no more roaches livin' next door ito football coaches.

Now I got a new place to sell me crack. Now I got little white kids to jack.

I stopped wearin' blue wasn't trippin' on red. Too busy squabbin' with the skinheads.

Stupid questions distract the class. Rubbin' little white girls on the ass.

I didn't really care if I passed or failed I knew I was headed for the NFL

Until the playoff game shoulder got hurt. I thought about my future layin' in the dirt.

I can't jump I can't flinch. Superstar player ridin' the bench.

Graduate from school? Don't make me laugh. I got an F+ in basic math.

(give it to me now.)

Palmdale (Hell yeah.) come back to me.

I gotta do one song for my neighborhood. Bucccoooc!

Palmdale come back to me.

(check it out.)

I knew I couldn't make it in the white man's world so I bought me some khakis and a Geri curl.

I knew I couldn't make it to the NFL so I went to East Palmdale and started slingin' yell.

Fo' sho'! I was makin' crazy dough. Shoulda dropped outta school a long time ago.

Bought a cell phone like a nut. Now I deliver like Pizza Hut.

I drunk whisky and Bacardi. I sold dope to anybody.

Me and my homies sold dubs and dimes took turns bustin' rhymes just to pass the time.

A white man drove up to my spot. He said ¡°Hey homeboy what you got?¡±

I put a fat rock inside his hand. About 25 sheriffs jumped out the van.

(¡°Get down punk.¡±)

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Palmdale (Hell yeah) come back to me.

I need you and I love you baby.

Palmdale come back to me.

(check it out check it out check it out.)

Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County 95 hundred.

Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.

Them peckerwoods don't want none but the Mexican's straight own one.

Them Essays catorces treces always try to test me

So I jumped off the bed cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.

Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.

Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.

Back in town we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail they tryin' to beat me down.

Jail is hell but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.

'Cause I'm down for mine and that's for certain sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.

(Palmdale)

Palmdale (Hell yeah.) come back to me.

I need you and I love you baby.

Palmdale come back to me.

(check it out homeboy.)

Now I got a fucked up life. Two bad kids and a naggin' wife.

Dead end job at the airport. Check too short to pay the house note.

Turn on the TV then I see different homeboys that went to school with me

Playin' in the NFL. We used to kick back in East Palmdale.

Rodney Williams. Lorenz Tate. Zeno plays for Colorado State.

I wish my homeboys much success but at the same time I still get depressed.

Walkin' through the wind with a cup full of gin thinkin' 'bout things that coulda woulda shoulda been.

I wipe my tears sip my beers wish good luck to my peers.

(Palmdale.)

Palmdale come back to me.

I need you and I love you baby.

Palmdale come back to me.

Cause that's where my heartache began heartache began.

Palmdale come back to me.

I need you and I love you baby.

Palmdale come back to me.

Cause that's where my heartache began heartache began.

Palmdale come back to me.

(Hey all the homeboys on the football team where y'all at?)

Palmdale come back to me.

(Hey wherever you at in the world I don't care if you in Japan Africa¡­ hey you know how we used to do it man. Hey hey hey.)

Yo let me get a Palm (Palm!)

Yo let me get a Dale (Dale!)

Yo what do we sell? (Yell!)

Yo where we fittin' to go? (We fittin' to go back to jail!)

(x4)

Dale. Palmdale. (Hey everybody just clap your hands.)

Dale. Palmdale. (C'mon c'mon c'mon. Buci-buci-bucccoooc!)

Dale. Palmdale.

Dale. (Where them Falcons at?) Palmdale. (It ain't over 'til the fat man sings.)

Dale. (Little Rock can't get none. What what?) Palmdale.

Dale. Palmdale.

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