Barenaked Ladies - One Week Lyrics

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It's been one week since you looked at meCocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"Five days since you laughed at me saying"Get that together, come back and see me"

Three days since the living roomI realized, it's all my fault but couldn't tell youYesterday, you'd forgiven meBut it'll still be two days till I say, "I'm sorry"

Hold it now and watch the hoodwinkAs I make you stop, think, you'll thinkYou're looking at Aqua man, I summon fish to the dishAlthough I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying panHot like wasabe when I bust rhymesBig like LeAnn Rimes because I'm all about valueBert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match witsYou try to hold me but I bust throughGonna make a break and take a fakeI'd like a stinkin' achin' shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavorsGotta see the show, 'cause then you'll knowThe vertigo is gonna grow, 'cause it's so dangerousYou'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I thinkYou're funny when you're madTrying hard not to smile though I feel badI'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean?Well, you soon willI have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeveI have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at meThrew your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"Five days since you tackled meI've still got the rug burns on both my knees

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It's been three days since the afternoonYou realized it's not my fault not a moment too soonYesterday you'd forgiven meAnd now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chickenYou have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'Watchin' X-Files with no lights onWe're dans la maison

I hope the smoking man's in this oneLike Harrison Ford I'm getting franticLike Sting, I'm tantricLike Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa, I make mad filmsOkay, I don't make filmsBut if I did they'd have a SamuraiGonna get a set a' better clubsGonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swingGotta get in tune with Sailor Moon'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babesThat make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I thinkYou're funny when you're madTryin' hard not to smile though I feel badI'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean?Well, you soon willI have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeveI have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at meDropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry"Five days since I laughed at you and said"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"

Three days since the living roomWe realized we're both to blame but what could we do?Yesterday you just smiled at meCause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say, "We're sorry"It'll still be two days till we say, "We're sorry"Birch Mount Stadium, home of the Robbie

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