Nuts Can Surf - Old Man Satan (Take 85) Lyrics

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........old man satan take 85...rolling.

{and i'm proud of the brothers not beatin up their women & what-not.}

Old man satan lives next to me

Doesn't use the toilet when he takes a pee.

Sleeps outside on his bed

Jumpin out of windows with a spoon on his head

Shouts out old heavy metal tunes

Bald spots created when he smells the fumes.

Conjures up demons in his hall

Sacrifies chickens with a 10lb maul.

Fires of hell in his swimming pool

And painted on the roof is "devil rules!".

Eats lunch at 12:00am.

He's bald on the top has hair on the sides his horns

Stick out about 2 miles wide.

Its hot in the kitchen and even hotter in the den

And if you say jump he'll say "when".

666 carved on his face

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Likes velcro he hates shoelace.

Fangs in his mouth smoke from his ears

He goes crazy when he has 2 beers.-

Jumpin out of a hoola-hoop.

Got a joggin suit charded and black

Calls everybody potato-jack.

Shoots angels out of the sky

Pentagram glued over his eye.

Red pitch fork under his bed

10 foot snakes crawl around his head.

Curses me like a rambalin' witch

Hangs up in a ditch.

Worships himself with 4 teenage kids

Always wearin make-up under the bridge.

(breakdown dogg).

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