Ookla The Mok - Number One Lyrics

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I am a gambler

I am fortune's son

I am the first mate of the ncc-1701d

Well i had an encounter at farpoint station

With a little touch of constipation

While i was waiting to come aboard and meet my crew

But when the captain arrived i got this feeling inside

That there was something that i needed to do

And it's true

That when i got to my quarters there was something missing

I didn't have a pot to piss in

But i was too proud to ask an ensign where to go

And so i flashed with a smile and held it in for awhile

And tried not to let it show

But you know

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I asked the ship's computer

I checked the technical guide

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But there are no bathrooms on the enterprise

I've been here seven days

And i can't wait anymore

Pretty soon i'm gonna boldly go where no one's ever gone before

I can't sit down i'm in some condition

How'd kirk survive on a five year mission?

This new assignment is getting harder to endure

Cause i ain't feeling so great and i'm putting on lots of weight

I couldn't make it through a three hour tour

That's for sure

And now i've gained twenty pounds and i grew a beard

How could i shave without a bathroom mirror?

If i don't get some relief i'm gonna split my skin

Cause i'm as round as a globe and if i don't launch a probe

Soon i'll weigh enough to be my own twin

My transporter twin

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