Eminem - My Name Is Lyrics

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Hi my name is

(What)

My name is

(Who)

My name is Slim Shady

Hi my name is

(Uh)

My name is

(What)

My name is Slim Shady

Hi my name is

(What)

My name is

(Who)

My name is Slim Shady

Hi my name is

(Uh)

My name is

(What)

My name is Slim Shady

Ahem excuse me

Can I have the attention of the class

For one second?

Hi kids! Do you like Primes?

(Yeah yeah)

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails

Through each one of my eyelids?

(Uh uh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

Try **** and get messed up worse that my life is?

My brain's dead weight I'm 'to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to ****

And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady you a base head"

Uh-uh "So why is your face red? Man you wasted"

Well since age twelve I've felt like a caged elf

Who stayed to himself in one space chasin' his tail

(Blal blal bla bla)

Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off

Kissed em and said "I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft"

I'm bout to pass out and crash and fall in the grass

Faster than a fat man who sat down too fast c'mere lady

(Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog)

I don't give a damn Dre sent me to tick the world off

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Hi my name is

(What)

My name is

(Who)

My name is Slim Shady

Hi my name is

(Uh)

My name is

(What)

My name is Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

(Damn)

Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler

And told him to change the grade on the paper

(Now)

Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up

Served the bartender then walked out with a tip cup

Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians

In a spaceship while they're screamin' at me "Let's just be friends"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more *** than I do

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin' **** and name it after her

(Here mom)

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans

(Ah)

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

(Dude can I get your autograph?)

So I signed it "Dear Dave thanks for the support ****"

Hi my name is

(What)

My name is

(Who)

My name is Slim Shady

Hi my name is

(Uh)

My name is

(What)

My name is Slim Shady

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away

(Get him)

Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate

I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I comin' or goin' I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid dare me to drive?

(Go ahead)

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk

(Hach too)

I spit when I talk I'll **** anything that walks

(C'mere)

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

How you gonna breast feed me mom?

(Wah)

You ain't got no ****

(Wah)

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulletproof vest on and tap myself in the head

(Bang)

I'm steamin' mad

(Argh)

And by the way when you see my dad?

(Yeah)

Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad

Hi my name is

(What)

My name is

(Who)

My name is Slim Shady

Hi my name is

(Uh)

My name is

(What)

My name is Slim Shady

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