Eminem - My Name Is Lyrics

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Hi!

My name is (what?)

My name is (who?)

My name is (chika-chika) Slim Shady

Hi!

My name is (ha?)

My name is (what?)

My name is (chika-chika) Slim Shady

Clears throat Excuse me?

Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

Hi kids do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of

My eyelids? (uh-huh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?)

My brain's dead weight.

I'm tryin'a get my head straight but I can't figure out

Which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady you a base-head." (uh-uh!)

"Then why's your face red? Man you wasted."

Well since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else

Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes

Backwards like Kris Kross.

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast.

Come here slut

("Shady wait a minute that's my girl dawg.")

I don't give a fuck God sent me to piss the world off.

Chorus x2

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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high.

Thanks alot next semester I'll be 35

So I smacked him in the face with an eraser

Chased him with a stapler.

And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper ("Oww!").

Walked in the strip club

Had my jacket zipped up.

Flashed the bartender

And stuck my dick in her tip cup.

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In a spaceship while they screamin

Let's just be friends!!!

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to.

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do.

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper.

Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her

("Oh thank you!").

You know you blew up when the women rush the stands

And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans.

This guy at White Castle asked me for

My autograph "dude can I have your

Auto graph?!

So I signed it: 'Dear Dave thanks

For the support..Asshole!'

Chorus x2

Stop the tape!

This kid needs to be locked away! ("Get Him!")

Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate!

I'm not ready to leave.

It's too scary to die.

I'll have to be carried inside the

Cemetery and buried alive.

Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide.

I just drank a fifth of vodka

Dare me to drive? ("Go 'head")

All my life I was very deprived.

I ain't had a woman in years.

My palms are too heavy to hide ("Whoops").

Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk.

I spit when I talk ("Eck-poo!")

I fuck anything that walks ("Come here").

When I was little I used to get so

Hungry I would throw fits.

How you gonna breast feed me mom?? You ain't got no tits!!

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed.

Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot

Myself in the head ("BANG!").

Blow steamin' mad ("GRRR!").

And by the way when you see my dad ("yeah")

Tell him I slit his throat in a dream I had.

Chorus X2

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