Eminem - My Dad's Gone Crazy Lyrics

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Intro:

*Tuning Tv*

*Eminem Snortin Crack

Tv Presenter:

Hello boys and girls

Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships

Do you have a daddy?

I'll bet you do

*Door opens*

Who's your daddy?

Hailie:

Daddy what're you doing?

Beat starts

Eminem:

Haha

Eminem & Hailie:

Ok then! everybody listen up!

Eminem:

I'm goin to hell who's comin' with me?

Hailie:

Somebody please help him!

*giggle*

I think my dad gone crazy!

Verse #1:

There's no mountain i can't climb

There's no tower too high

No plane that i can't learn how to fly

What do i gotta do to get through to you destroy you

There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to

*Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound*

Fuckin' brain's brawn and brass balls

I cut 'em off i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall with my framed autograph

Sunglasses with elton john's name on my drag wall

I'm out the closet i been lying my ass off

All this time me and dre been fucking with hats off

Dr Dre:

Suck it marshall

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Eminem:

Tell laura and her husband to back off

Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off

And launch one of these russians and that's all

*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*

Blow every fucking thing except afghanistan on the map off

We wanna stop we wanna knock the crap off

*Knocking*

Haley tell 'em baby

Haley:

My dad's lost it

Chorus:

Eminem:

There's really nothin' else to say ha i can't explain it

Hailie:

I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:

A little help from hailie jade would should tell them maybe

Hailie:

I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:

Theres nothing you could do to save it could ever change me

Hailie:

I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:

There's noone on earth that can save me not even halie

Hailie:

I think my dad gone crazy!

Verse 2:

It's like my mother always told me

*Eminem Impersinates His Mom*

Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr n codeine n goddamit you little motherfucker

If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'

Er..

Fuck that shit bitch eat a motherfuckin' dick

Chew on a prick and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks for second

I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record

I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch eat pussy

And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose

Then quit bringin my flos quit giving me my ammo

Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my ammo

I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo

Catch a homo by his toe man i don't know no more

Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more?

Hailey:

Dad

Chorus

Verse #3:

My songs can make you cry take you by surprise

And at the same time make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme

So what you're seeing is a genius at work

Which to me isn't work so it's easy to misinterpret it at first

Cuz when i speak it's tongue in cheek

I'd gank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue

I'd slice my gums get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once

And die and come back as vanilla ice's son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with shit every time i sung

Like r kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on

More pain inside o' my brain in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane

Aimed at the world trade standin' on ronny's grave

Screaming at the sky the clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade

And nash briddy musta just stop it

Parents are pissed but the kids love it

Nine millimeter heater's desk and two-seaters with meat cleavers

I don't blame you i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

Chorus

Outro:

Eminem:

Crazy

Hailie:

*laughs*

You're funny daddy!

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