D12 - My Band Lyrics

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L[Intro: Eminem]

I don't know dude

I think everybody's all jealous and shit

Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude

And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me dude

And they need to take it up with me after the show

Because

[Hook: Eminem]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Eminem]

So I get off stage right and drop the mic

Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like

"Sup ladies? my name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"

They're all like "Oh my God it's him!"

"Becky oh my fucking god it's Eminem!!!"

"I swear to fucking God dude you fucking rock!"

"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock!"

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the chicks start yelling all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

Cause they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude! I just think you're trying to steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be

This rock star shit it's the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me because

[Hook]

[Bridge 9X: Eminem]

My band!

[Swifty McVay]

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you

Hey dad how come we don't rap on Pro Tools?

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in the van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph you's a liar

And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)

What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?!

Cause my shit is looking smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap see it's simple but

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

So I'm more intact tryna get on the map

Doing jumping jacks whiling get whipped on my back

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[Kuniva & (Kon Artis)]

Look at Em's little punk ass thinking he the shit

(Yeah I know man find himself taking all the flicks)

Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

(Eminem: No I had an interview not you two)

You gon' be late for soundcheck

(Man I ain't going to soundcheck)

And our mics are screwed up (and his always sound best!)

(You know what man I'm a say something)

Ayo Em! (Eminem: You got somethin to say?!)

(Man nothing) I thought you bout to tell him off what's up?

(Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it man shut up!)

(And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew)

Man I was bout to talk right after you I swear

(Aww man whatever) I swear man

[Hook]

[Proof]

They say the lead singers rock but the group does not

Went from sold out arenas to the amusement parks

I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when the music starts

(Eminem: Ayo it's..)

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan

Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band!)

We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?

And these guys acting funny every area code

(Eminem: Proof carry my bag!) bitch carry your own

Can't make it to the stage security in my way

(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Bizarre]

God damn it I'm sick of this group

Time for me to go solo and make some loot

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

Till Kon Artis - slipped me some crack

"Lose Yourself" video I was in the back

"Superman" video I was in the back

For the media I got some suggestions

Fuck Marshall! ask us the questions

Like who's D12? how we get started? (What about Eminem?)

Bitch are you retarded?!

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big ass stomach bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy!)

50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff

Did two and a half and then couldn't get up

Fuck D12! I'm outta this band

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem Singing]

Girl why can't you see your the only one for me?

And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my band!

(Man fuck this!) {*punch*}

[Hook: Bizarre]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band (ha ha!)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (fuck Marshall!)

Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the *mumbles*

[Bridge]

[Bizarre]

The hottest boy band in the world - D12!

[Eminem as a Salsa singer]

I'm the lead singer of my band

I get all the girls to take off their underpants

I'm the lead singer of my band

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa look out for my next single it's called "My Salsa"

My salsa salsa salsa salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa

Where'd everybody go?

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