South Park - Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo Lyrics

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We've all heard of rudolph and his shiny nose..

And we all know frosty who's made out of snow..

But all of those stories seem kind of gay..

Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday..

Mr hankey the christmas poo

Small and brown he comes from you

Sit on the toilet here he comes

Squeeze him tween your festive buns!

A present from down below

Speading joy with a 'howdy ho'!

He's seen the love inside of you

Cos he's a piece of poo!

Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's corny

He can be brown or greenish-brown

But if you eat fibre on christmas eve

He might come to your town..

Mr. hankey the christmas poo

He loves me i love you

Therefore vicariously he loves you

'i can make a mr hankey too'!

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Cartman: 'well kyle where is he?'

Kyle: 'uh he's coming..'

Stan: 'come on dude push!'

Kyle: 'i'm trying'

Cartman: 'wait wait! i can see his head'

Kyle: 'here he comes..'

Mr hankey: 'howdy ho!'

I'm mr hankey the christmas poo..

Seasons greetings to all of you..

Lets sing songs and dance and play..

Now before i melt away..

Here's a game i like to play..

Stick me in your mouth and try to say..

'howdy ho ho yum yum yum

Christmas time has come!'

Sometimes he's runny sometimes he's firm

Sometimes he practically water..

Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass

And wont fall in the toilet

Cos he's just clinging to your sphincter

And he wont drop off and so you shake your ass around..

And try to get it to drop in the toilet

And finally it does..

Mr hankey the christmas poo

Christmas leaves he must leave too..

Flush him down but he's never gone

His smell and his spirit lingers on.

Howdy ho!

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