Chris Rock - Monica Interview Lyrics

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{Thanks for the interview Monica

Now Monica everyone seems to think they know all there is to know

About Monica Lewinsky but Monica could you tell us one thing

That people would be surprised to know about you?}

I used to be scared of the dick now I throw lips to the shit

Handle it like a real bitch

{Very interesting!

Now Monica there seems to be a lot of demands on your time

Could you tell us what a quiet evening

With Monica Lewinsky would be like?}

Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons

{Hmm sounds like fun

Now Monica who were your role models}

Zsa Zsa Gabor Demi Moore Prince Diane and all them rich bitches

{Now in the transcript you refer to the President as butthead

Did the president have any nicknames for you?}

Poon-poon nanny-nanny punanni danni

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{Ahh cute!

Now Monica you and the President had a lot of phone sex

What was the one thing that you would say to the President

That would make him acheive orgasm?}

Before you nut I'm a dribble down your buttcheek

Make you wiggle then giggle just a little

{Now Vernon Jordan helped you get a job

What's the first thing you said when you met Vernon Jordan?}

It's on nigga what? Pussy greased up

Stack the G's up keeps the knees up

{So are you saying you had an affair with Vernon Jordan too?}

I made my intro gettin fucked in the Pinto

{Monica you appear to be having sex with everybody

How do the interns treat you?}

They be suckin blackberry molasses out my asses

{Now now that we're on it how come you never had sex with Al Gore?}

I got no patience for little dick tastin

{What about Ken Starr?}

He be lookin fruity but you still can eat the booty

{Now Monica do you have any regrets

About your relationship with the President?}

Somethin' I wanted but I never was pushy

The motherfucker never ate my pussy

{Hey here's the President right now Bill Clinton

Now Mr. President before we go

Is there anything you'd like to say to Monica Lewinsky?}

{Bitch shut the fuck up

Get the fuck out of here

Aaoo}

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