Coming Up Hort Lyrics - Too Short

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INTRO
(Bitch!)
xxxxxxx keep comin up $hort
xxxxxx with Too $hort,Too $hort
(Bitch!)
Too $hort,Too $hort
REPEAT

Now xxxx around and get a 5 finger hand PRINT straight across your face
to make sure you xxxxxxx understand that I'm a pimp-mack-player-ass nigga
Not a gentleman ain't gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin
I know ya starvin xxxxx what you GONNA eat?
Just because I PICKED you up I guess you waitin on me
It ain't goin be that,you shoulda ate or bought'cha xxx a plate
Cos on this date we just xxxxxx till it's late
I ain't Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining armour
I'm only out to xxxx a bitch,fuck tryin to charm her
I treat a fine xxx xxxxx like dirt
No money in her purse,a xxxx is all SHES worth
Lookin hella good in the club like a ho
Bitch,you need to go find a nigga to buy some MORE drinks
At the bar,fill you up with Long Islands
While I be all in your face tryin to xxxx smilin
Cos Short Dawg'll never cater to you hos
And if you ain't xxxxxx I say "Later" to you hos
So if you xxxxxxx gotta plot
You better get gonna get shot xxxxxx with Short Dawg

xxxxxxx keep comin up $hort
xxxxxx with Too $hort,Too $hort
(Bitch!)
REPEAT

xxxxxxx be like rabbits WANTING diamonds and carats
See my car,see my house and they think I'm a sheriff
I ain't never been a marked bitch,you too ballsy
Wanna drive my car closed-up,that's when you lost me
I tell a xxxxx real quick,I ain't no TOOTSY ROLL
All you good fo' is some head and some pussy,ho!
And if the xxxxx and the head tight,we xxxx em twice
Cos Short Dawg ain't nuttin nice
xxxxx jumped in the car,asks me where we goin?
I'm Shorty the Pimp bitch,you goin hoin
Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on
RAISED UP OUT the pussy,now I'm in the traffic
Now xxxxx still wet,got my dick in her hand
Lickin all around it,rollin through the flat lands
STICKIN TO MY SCRIPT,never pussy-whipped
Seein niggas with them bitches,IM A TAURUS THE PIMP
I use to break hos for Scrilla,BUT NOW I GOT MINE AND
I'm makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town bitches
Livin large for a night,turn back into PUMPKINS
When I'm through fuckin,bitches leavin with nothin

xxxxxxx keep comin up $hort
xxxxxx with Too $hort,Too $hort
(Bitch!)
Too-Too $hort,Too $hort(Hos can't xxxx with me)
(Bitch!)Too $hort
Now break it down to the beat one time!
Ol' School.Tell ya lil' somethin about Shorty

I'm the East Oakland player,lovers are mooshy
I xxxx a different ho a day and leave rubbers and pussy
xxxxxxx keep lookin for some Too $hort NUTS
Squeezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bust
xxxxx might lose her mind if I raw-dig her
Get pregnant,move her in and make Ma and Pa richer
No more player,no Shorty the Pimp
I get payed,divert a cheque and get forty per cent
All the homies talkin bad,hair down,walkin sad
Got the broad livin with me,baby sayin "Dad!"
Sex played out and ol'Shorty's bored getting fat!
Then my xxxxx turn into a rat
I could try to mack again but the xxxxxxx won't want me
Cos I'm all washed up,broke,fat and funky
Short Dawg is through,people call me Todd Shaw
All the rappers who was fake ON THE mic,got raw
Ugly hos playin hard-to-get,sold all my cars
Now I ride the bus and shit
I had a '94 Lexus,Rolexes,I sold it all
Now I can't afford breakfast
I lost everything I worked to be
Never thought I'd be a trick,payin hos to serve me
Shit!Snap back came out of my dream
xxxx can really happen if you know what I mean?
But xxxx a wife biatch,stay away
Don't wanna own a pussy,keep the babies on lay-away
xxxxx CALLED MY HOME,said it was mine
She didn't know I fucked her with a xxxxx the whole time
Star-struck xxxxx seein dollar signs,she think the WORLD is fine
Playin games so I taught her mine
Tryin to play her prayer got caught in a trap
Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap

xxxxxxx keep comin up $hort
xxxxxx with Too $hort,Too $hort
(Bitch!)
REPEAT

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