Spiderman Lyrics - Tenacious D

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Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Can swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

David Dark comin at 'em
He's got xxxxxxx ultimate fighting championship moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not xxxxxxx really Spidey
His moves didn't work because he's xxxxxxx Spidey!

Spiderman doesn't look right
He looks like cheap ass!
Spidey wearing the nike shoes
I can see in the xxxxxxx BVDs
Outline...oh xxxx Stay totally still!

Stay totally still
It's xxxxxxx sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture him
I'm not moving on...fuck!

He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the xxxxxxx Spidey
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It xxxxxxx holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!

He xxxxxxx used a Matrix move!
He xxxxxxx used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! Wanna xxxxxxx bowl?
What the xxxx is going down? Somebody help us

He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the xxx with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his xxxx out? That's not right!

Here comes Sassafrass! He's xxxxxxx really pissed off
Now what the xxxx is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
No! (starts to laugh a lot)

You should've xxxxxxx known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
He'll rip that xxxx right off! Now you're xxxxxxx bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him xxxx your chode! Ah Jesus!

He's sucking on his xxxxxxx chode!
He's gonna shoot your xxxxxxx load
If I don't Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That's no ordinary creamer!

What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears.
That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn't xxxxxxx done enough

He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)

The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump

Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick for the xxxxxxx Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up!
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a xxxx on David Dark!

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