Stephen Lynch - Half A Man Lyrics
Artist: Stephen Lynch
Song: Half A Man
Album: A Little Bit Special 2000
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All my days
I live with my disgrace
I�m afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear
See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don�t have a matching set
It�s a part of me
That just aint there
Please, don�t stare Well I�m a gambling man with out two dice
I�m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But I�m half a man
Yeah, I�m half a man
Wanna die
********* just call it quits
I can�t find a cup that fits
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
When I hear �ball one�
Oh, my God
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one that�s there must feel so sad
He�s a lonely man (?)
Well I�m a marathon runner with just one leg
I�m a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, I want another testi
Do I have to beg?
I�m half a man
Well I�m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And I�m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
And I�m a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
I�m just half a man
Yeah, I�m half a man
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