Grandfather Die Lyrics - Stephen Lynch

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When grandfather dies
Life will be strange
When grandfather dies
My whole world will change
When grandfather dies
I�ll scream and I�ll yell
Cause I�ll be fuckin� rich as hell So grandfather die, yeah, don�t keep me in suspense
Oh grandfather cough up that inheritance
Grandfather don�t hold on another day
I love you to death, but I�ve got bills to pay

I stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I�ll scatter his ashes
In my new swimming pool.
I�ll jam with the stones
I�ll dine with the queen.
So lets say we unplug that machine.

So grandfather fly to heaven you must pass
Oh grandfather think of all the juicy angel ass.
Oh grandfather die before the fiscal year
Oh how I wish Kevorkian were here

For god�s sake you must be as old as the hills
I�m sick from the stench of your diaper spills.
You�re deaf dumb and blind and an amputee
You donate your blood every time that you pee.

Your arthritis acts up every when ever it rains
You�re so old your xxxxx has varicose veins.
Oh why don�t you die, grandpa?
Why must you fight?
You old mother fucker just walk toward the god damn light.
Ohh..walk toward the light old man
Walk toward the light old man.

It�s all over now
My granddad is dead
A mysterious blow
To his wrinkled old head.
Before I collect the small oversight
But everything should turn alright

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