The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Barrell Lyrics - Statler Brothers

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I`m the official historian of Shirley Jean Berrell
I`ve know her since God only knows and I won`t tell
I caught her the first time that she stumbled and fell
And surely she knows me just as well.

I can tell you here birthday and her daddy`s middle name
The uncles on her mama`s side and the one they don`t claim
What she`s got for Christmas since 1952
And that`s only the beginning of the things I could tell you

I`m the official historian of Shirley Jean Berrell
I`ve known her since God only knows and I won`t tell
I caught her the first time that she stumbled and fell
And surely she knows me just as well.

I can tell you her favorite song and where she likes to park
And why to this very day she`s scared of the dark
How she got her nickname and that scar behind her knee
If there`s anything you need to know about Shirley just ask me.

I know where she`s ticklish and her every little quirk
The funnies she don`t read and her number at work
I know what she stands for and what she won`t allow
The only thing that I don`t know is where she is right now

I`m the official historian of Shirley Jean Berrell
I`ve know her since God only knows and I won`t tell
I caught her the first time that she stumbled and fell
And surely she knows me just as well.

Oh surely she knows me just as well...

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