If I Had A Woman Lyrics - Sloppy Seconds

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She's got the personality of darth vader
And the mentality of a sixth grader
I better get her now while i still hate her
The way i hated you
While she still just a hole to crawl into
And i've still got my pride

But if i had a woman
If i had a woman that i could abuse
If i had a woman that i could cruel to
Wish i had a woman that i could refuse
And then i guess that i'd be satisfied

Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs?
And why can't i let her be just another fertile egg?
I better get her now before i have to beg
The way i did before
While i'll still take any port in a storm
And i've still got my pride

But if i had a woman
If i had a woman that i could annoy
If i had a woman to take all the lashes
I wish i had a woman that i could destroy
'cause then i guess that i'd be satisfied

Oh god somebody send me a woman
'cause i need a woman that i can despise
I need a woman that i can tear limb from limb
I need a woman to listen to lies
And then i guess that i'll be satisfied
Satisfied
Then i guess that i'll be satisfied

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