Before I Masterbate Lyrics - Slipknot

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yes!
Sitting down - inside a trailer where i live
Pants pulled down - bizarre but right at home
Claustrophobic - my house is too damn small
Homosexual - i think i am
It's smeared across my mouse and sticky like glue
I like to wrear strap-ons while in bed with you
Catch me up on my slow internet connection
I don't have all damn day,
So hurry the hell up and download so i can whack away

Free, the porn is
Throw the credit charge
Hold your penis
Masterbate!

I am a sperm cell before i am a man
I was a sperm cell before i could stand
I will download pron before i masterbate..
Before i look at porn!(x2)

I'm ripped across the ditch and settled in the dirt
I wear you like a stitch, yet i'm the one who's hurt
Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions
I've got no right to win
I'm just caught up in all the pornography

Locked in shackles
Pushed inside
Hold your orgasm
I want to be fucked!

I am a sperm cell before i am a man
I was a sperm cell before i could stand
I will download pron before i masterbate..
Before i look at porn!(x2)

My end, it justifies my means
All i ever do is masterbate
My every attempt to get laid
The end of the road and my end
It justifies my means
All i ever do is masterbate
My every attempt to get laid
The end of the world!

I am a sperm cell before i am a man
I was a sperm cell before i could stand
I will download pron before i masterbate..
Before i look at porn!(x2)

Fuck me! (7)

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