The Painless Dentist Song Lyrics - Sherman Allan

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(parody of "the continental (you kiss while you're dancing)" by leoreisman & hisorchestra from the movie "the xxx divorcée")beautiful molars...lovely bicuspids...i'm dr. prentice the painless dentist;by that what's meant isit really doesn't hurt.this is miss klinger; you've met her finger.so open wide and miss klinger will squirt.well well i say there.we've got decay there.can't let it stay there and cause you all that pain.so please miss klinger remove your fingerand won't you hand me down my novocaine.it's far worse than i thought it was;my charge is gonna be large.don't be unwillingit's just a fillingi'm simply drilling to dig a little pit.don't fight miss klinger or bite her fingerand now while i change the drill you can spit.i hum while you're bleeding;it takes your mind offthe things i grind off.your gums are receding;you'll have to come backwe'll build that gum back.and now if you will open widemiss klinger's gonna put her whole darn fist inside.that's it... now it's over.they'll be a puffiness around your cheeksyou'll have to eat soft food for three more weeksand if you'll kindly stop those ghastly shrieksi'm through.beautiful molars...lovely bicuspids...by dr. prentice!sallysally@usa.net

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