The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song Lyrics - Sherman Allan

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This is the start of the laarge daark aardvark song.(bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum bum yeah yeah yeah!)there is a large dark aardvark in the parkthey say he's missing from the zoo.(that's me folks!)and the police are looking high and lowbut they have not seen him; have you?(peek-a-boo!)why did he go?oh i'll tell you the reason:'cause it's aardvark mating season.when an aardvark makes a datehe sneaks right through that old zoo gate.so if you see two aardvarks necking in the parkdon't upset their apple cart.do not be a spy you're not the fbiand you should never break an aardvark's heart.this is the second chorus of the aardvark song.to be an aardvark is not easy folks'cause all you get to eat is ants.(dee-licious!)and all the other animals make jokesat your attempts to find romance.(very funny...)nobody laughs at hippopotamussesor at fat rhinocerosesbut an aardvark makes them howlbecause he's neither fish nor fowl;he's like a kangaroo in love with a gnuand that's what makes the zoo folks laugh.all of this is so and here is how i know:i'm your friendly neighborhood giraffe!this is the end of the laarge daark aardvark song.(bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum bum yeah yeah yeah!)sallysally@usa.net

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