The Drinking Mans Diet Lyrics - Sherman Allan

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Oh i'm on the drinking man's dietit came from a book i was loaned.it's really terrific and quite scientificand i'm half stoned.for breakfast some cornflakes and vodkabut cornflakes have carbohydrate;so i don't eat those fattening cornflakesi eat the vodka straight.drink drink everyone drink;it's not as bad as we used to think.with every manhattan your stomach will flattenso drink drink drink.the air force invented this dieta fact which they hotly deny.of course they deny it 'cause this is the dietthat got the air force high.for lunch you can have three martiniswhat better lunch is there than that?but caution: do not eat the olives'cause olives make you fat.drink drink everyone drink;it's not as bad as we used to think.if pounds you would burn off then turn on your smirnoffand drink drink drink.for dinner a nice scotch and sodanow that oughtta help you to lose.no whipped cream no butter just lay in the gutterand booze booze booze.suppose you should meet a policemanwho says you've been quenching your thirst;you just tell him it's physical fitnessand health comes first!drink (hic!) drink (hic!) booze everywhere (hic!);pass that decanter of bourbon there.i'm fatter than ever but here's what's so clever:i don't care!sallysally@usa.net

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