That Old Back Scratcher Lyrics - Sherman Allan

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(parody of "that old black magic" by glenn miller & his orchestrafrom the movie "star-spangled rhythm")that old back scratcher has me in its spellthat old back scratcher like the chinese sell.your plastic fingers up and down my spinethe same old itchcraft when your touch meets mine.you tame that tingle when i'm all alone;for i am single so to itch his own.so down and down you goaround and around and around you go;scratching my unreachable zone.i should throw you awaybut i never do;i must give in to itchy skin.a skin with such a burning desire;when i'm scratching lowthe itching gets higher.oh you're the scrubber that placated methat chased each place that irritated me;and then last night you broke my heart.because i sat down on youtwo hundred pounds on youthen snap crackeverything just went blackmy wonderful old back scratcher fell apart.yes you broke in halfand now you're too short;i tried scotch tape as a last resort.but with scotch tape it wasn't the same;the thrill that was wild is suddenly tame.but old man sorrow will not get me down;i leave tomorrow night for chinatown.for i must follow heaven's plan:around and around i'll gothrough chinatown i'll gohoping to find another one just like youan old chinese back scratcher made in japan!sallysally@usa.net

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