Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other Lyrics - Sherman Allan

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+shticks of one kind and half a dozen of the othershe wheels her wheelbarrowthrough streets that are narrowher barrow is narrow her hips are too wide.so wherever she wheels itthe neighborhood feels ither girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side.in dublin's fair citywhere girls are so prettymy molly stands out 'cause she weighs 18 stone.(that's 256 pounds.)i dont mind her fat--butit's not only that--butshe's cockeyed and muscle-bound molly malone.i know a man his name is langand he has a neon sign.and mister lang is very oldso they call it old lang's sign.oh what have you done billy sol billy sol.oh what have you done charming billy.you took almost every centfrom the u.s. governmentwhich you spent on fertilizer which is silly.all day all night cary grant.that's all i hear from my wife is cary grant.what can he do that i can't?big deal big star cary grant.oh the moon is bright tonight upon the car wash.so i'm having my volkswagen washed again.but the way things go with me the way my luck isjust as soon as they're finished it will rain.on top of old smokyall covered with hairof course i'm referringto smoky the bear.every time you take vaccinetake it orally.as you know the other wayis more painfully.my grandfather's clock was the best ever madeby the timex company.just like the clock john cameron swayze displayedlast night on the old tv.oh it works under water so perfectlyand still makes a ticking sound.which my grandfather tried only this afternoonand that's how the old man drowned.do not make a stingy sandwich.pile the cold cuts high.customers should see salamicoming through the rye.oh i diet all day and i diet all nightit's enough to drive me bats.got no gravy or potatoes'cause the whole refrigerator'sfulla polyunsaturated fats.fare thee well metrecaland the others of that ilk.let the diet start tomorrow'cause today i'll drown my sorrowin a double malted milk.when you go to the delicatessen storedon't buy the liverwurst.don't buy the liverwurst.don't buy the liverwurst.i repeat what i just said beforedon't buy the liverwurst.don't buy the liverwurst.oh buy the corned beef if you mustthe pickled herring you can trustand the lox puts you in orbit aok.but that big hunk of liverwursthas been there since october firstand today is the twenty-third of may.so when you go to the delicatessen storedon't buy the liverwurst.don't buy the liverwurst.don't buy the liverwurst.it'll make your insides awful sore.don't buy the liverwurst.don't buy the liverwurst.

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