Dear Penthouse Lyrics - Rodney Carrington

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Dear penthouse: iÂ`m a freshman at a small midwestern university
And i never thought something like this could happen to me
When my teacher with the dynamite xxx asked me to stay after class
And she started to undress
I canÂ`t forget the statement she made
If you drop you pants iÂ`ll raise your grade

(girl) dear penthouse: i never thought those letters were true until
I was on a fishing trip and i met a girl named jill
We had a little too much to drink
I couldnÂ`t believe what i was starting to think
So we headed to her tent thereÂ`s nothing like eating out
Though the next morning my mouth still smelled like trout

Chorus
IÂ`ve read every issue since 1974
The first two years behind the bathroom door
I poured through every penthouse i could find
Even though my mom said iÂ`d go blind
Dear penthouse: iÂ`m a seaman first class at an overseas naval base
ItÂ`s been seven long months since iÂ`ve seen a womanÂ`s face
When i saw your recent issue i took a box of kleenex tissue
And i locked the barracks door
Thanks to you iÂ`ve gotten a grip please excuse my jerky penmanship
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Dear penthouse: doing sports on the radio has always been my job
IÂ`ve never wanted a man until i noticed bob
When weÂ`re close i start to perspire
His little buns set my loins on fire
And i dream about the day heÂ`ll say Â"chickÂ" lets get undressed
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