At The Mall Lyrics - Pansy Division

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At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall is where i wanna be
A place where they have everything i need
I love way their fountains always pour
And the way that they get trees to grow indoors

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

You could see a movie right next door
There used to be one screen, now there's 24
No X-rated, NC-17 (aww, you're boring!)
The mall is nothing, if not safe and clean

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall there's no xxx bars or porn
A place where polyesters have been worn
I hope i find an easy parking spot
Where i might be forced to walk 2 blocks

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

(instrumental)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

Teenage girls hang out and look for males
When they get bored, they head in for the sales
Power-walkers get their exercise
And diet pills to shrink their thunder thighs

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall they don't sell drugs or booze
But there's 50 different places to buy shoes
One man plays the CDs that i bought
Cos anything i want and sounds good, he's got

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

The jerks inside the mall are rather rude
Retail queens with major attitude
If i'm broke i won't take it too hard
Cos im a smart shopper with five (five!) credit cards

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
(x 2)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall it's never hot or cold
24 hours complete climate control
Esculators move from floor to floor
I ride them all day long and don't get bored
(cos i just love it at the mall so much!)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

When i'm hungry the mall is where i fit
To eat the food and hot dogs on a stick
Some folks might say the mall is rather bland
But the food court gives us food from many lands

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

In the mens room you'll glory holes
But be careful of the hairy trolls
Free sex can be so rad
One time i sucked off my best friend's dad

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
(x2)

At the mall it's always safe at night
Flourescent lights for ever burning bright
It's so well lit, i know i won't get robbed
My dream is some day i'll get a job...

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

Every town as far as i can see
Stocked on every corner built for me
America is standing proud and tall
Cos now the whole goddamn country is a mall

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
(x 2)

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