Shes Nubs Lyrics - Nofx

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Its kind of hard to wear high heels
Or slip on bananna peels
How does she get in and out of tubs?
I hope she don't get mad
I hope she thinks this song is good not bad...
Cause we think that she's totally rad she's nubs

No fingers no toes, she doesn't own elbows
No foot and teeth no nothing ease shes nubs
She don't need knuckles or hands
To go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands she's nubs

She can't pick up the phone
She can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone she's nubs
No shoe's, for feet; we sure do think she's neat
She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs

I asked her if she'd want a drink,
I asked her if she'd like two on two
I asked her to go out to the bar for my friends
But all she said is no thanks no and no
Its time for us to leave, so i grabbed onto her sleeve.
Told her i'd see her at the next club
She got into a pack, some guy put her on his back
She said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beautiful eyes
Her breasts regular size
But without abs and thieghs she's nubs
It's hard to get good head, or get tied to a bed
When all you've got is a body and head she's nubs.

She's nubs x6

Oh she may not walk the walk
And she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock. She's nubs

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