Make Way For Ducklings Lyrics - Mc Lars

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Hes a no exit g in the place to be
He goes to stanford university.
And since kindergarten he acquired knowledge
And after twelve grade he went straight to college.
Well toms a pop culture primate with the iq of a fetus
Social iq twenty-five; you know that i mean this.
Between his dvds clogged arteries and mp3s
Hes got this antisocial mental brain disease.
And i want to break him out want to show him the world.
Want to get him blazed want to get him a girl.
Want to take him camping down in ventana.
Want to enlighten him like the dalai llama.
Hed otherwise never known the beauty to be seen
Beyond his flat-panel pc lcd screen.
But would he care if i took him by the hand
Planned on a trip to brain-expansion land?
I don't mean to be a pushy rei creep
But you'll thank me when you're chilling six feet deep
And the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out
And the worms play ps2 on your snout.
No doubt what im about is helping you
To lively up yourself like marley would do. br>And were picking up more people as we go
Introverted sad humans no internal glow.
Weve got to keep driving cars out of our way!
Ive got nascent cargo here on lifes highway.
As precious as small birds straight out the shell
Check the chorus the metaphor explains itself well.
Chorus
Make way for ducklings
Make way for these introverted ducklings.
Make way for ducklings;
Soon they'll be existentialist heroes.
Okay quiz time now that our trip is done
You all grew socially learned and had fun. question one
Youre in class with a hottie named sue
And one day she walks in and sits next to you.
Her shirt says the sopranos and you dig that show
There might be a connection between you two so
Do you (a) say hey i like your shirt
(b) look away outside at the dirt
(c) send her an e-mail later that day with a link to a fan site you think is okay or
(d) make a joke about hbos
Popular uncensored mafia shows
And catch sues attention with your cultured wit
Working it like matt groening works it.
Well the answer is (d) obviously
Negative points if you said (b) or (c).
Next question lets say you're a dad with two small kids
And you're chilling on vacation like your own family did.
And you go to boston because it's fun
And you go to the park and walk or run.
And then you see some birds walking past
Not too slow or not too fast.
Do you (a) say kids! check it out
These birds are mobile without a doubt
Or (b) say nothing and be like whatever
Ive seen cooked birds that look better
Or (c) toss the birds some candy or fish
Well the answer is (d) and (d) is this:
Chorus
Make way for ducklings
Make way for those migrating ducklings.
Make way for ducklings;
Because now you're an existentialist hero.
Shout outs to tomohawk
Shout outs to the moonies.
Truck records is in effect.
Shout outs to you
Thank you for listening to this song.

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