Escape From Robot Island Featuring Mnp Lyrics - Mc Lars

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Lars: august 4th 1990 kicking it across the bay
When we went straight to that island
On that momentous day.
To explore it not ignore it like christopher c.
Mnp and lars h. pioneers adrift at sea.
And so we went ashore
Knowing not what was in store
Â`till there came a crazy noise that we could not ignore.
Fourteen robo-primates they came straight for us
Nasty and ugly like a zit brimming with puss.
So we hopped into our boat hoping it would float
Â`till we found a robo-monkey had chewed it like a goat.
And a big hole remained at the bottom of our craft
As it began to sink the robo-creatures laughed.
Then out of the woods came more robots by the dozens
Daddies mommies aunts and uncles grandmas grandpas and cousinsÂ…
Whole robo-families thirsting for blood.
Vampiric evil machines caked in oil grease and blood.

Chorus
Escape from robot island
WeÂ`ll take them to the desert
Trip their circuits and fry them.
CanÂ`t stay in robot island
These robots are maniacal
LetÂ`s beat them up and hide them.
Get out of robot island
DonÂ`t want to be your robo-lunch
Your robo-canned-food-blend.
Delete robot island you evil r2d2Â`s
Now itÂ`s time to meet your end.

Mnp: whatÂ`s that you say boy havenÂ`t you heard?
Call me a stupid-ass white boy flip me the bird?
I want to smack you right now in the face
But theyÂ`re locked on me stalking this place.
Today has been a scary day
These robots they donÂ`t want to play
Their bodies are metallic gray
Their wires look like plastic hay.
These robots chased us through the night
Everybody knows that i put up a fight
To the different kinds they blow my mind
Giant eyeball watching me reading my mind.
There are fury ones with blades
Coming out of their fur
Robots riding chariots just like ben-hur
A ton that will toss you in a chasm
Balls that drill you like in phantasm.
Tall ones short ones round ones long ones
Little ones green ones right ones wrongs.
Batteries not included these things attack
Model zx goes for your sack.
Big metal teeth ainÂ`t too friendly.
Mechanical death? thatÂ`s not for me!
All the different doomsday machines
We have to stop them with live-or-die means.
They have their cold metallic hearts
Soulless just like kinkade's art
We need to learn to play the part
Getting out alive is where weÂ`ll start.
Saving ourselves see that is our mission
Like iÂ`m running from the firm in the novel by grisham.
Or tommyknockers by mr. king
On the run and this ainÂ`t no dream.

Repeat chorus

Mnp: hiding out on the tree house floor
Evil bots knocking at the door.
Lars: we climbed up here to get away
And weÂ`ve been stuck all night and day.
Mnp: we built a gun quadruple barreled
Quiver filled with acid arrows.
Lars: there was a chainsaw that we found
Like ash we wielded it around.
Mnp: we used it like a robot shank
Little did we know the chain would break.
Lars: we hat a copper melting pot
Filled with oil very hot.
Mnp: it burned right through the wooden planks
They climbed up and they said Â"thanks.Â"
Lars: they want violence not harmless pranks.
Mnp: run lars run just like tom hanks. robot: foolish humans time to die
WeÂ`ll gobble you up like ham on rye. lars: weÂ`ve done everything that we can do;
It was up to me now itÂ`s up to you.
Mnp: the arrows we still have those
LetÂ`s fire them and see how it goes.

Robot: foolish humans that wonÂ`t work.
WeÂ`ll get you both prepare to hurt.
Your blood will drip
Your blood will spurt and
YouÂ`ll be six feet under dirt.

Mnp: so this is what it feels like being the prey?
The early bot gets the human or so they say.
Lars: wait! itÂ`s time to die? i donÂ`t want to go yet!
I never went to russia or owned a private jet.
I never kissed a lion or went bowling nude
IÂ`ve never gone hang gliding or had hamster food.
Mnp: pull yourself together man
YouÂ`re getting me annoyed.
LetÂ`s not go out in shame!
LetÂ`s go out shooting droids.
You forgot about my remington
Taped to my smith & wesson
My aim is next to perfect
LetÂ`s teach these things a lesson.
Stop!

Robot: no!

Lars: shoot!
Mnp: yes iÂ`m about to do it.
Lars: go! mnp: ha!
Lars: nice but weÂ`re not half-way through it.
ThereÂ`s eight-hundred more
And youÂ`ve only got two bullets.
Mnp: if anyone can make it
Mnp and lars can do it.
Lars: youÂ`re right mnp
LetÂ`s overcome our fears
Machines wonÂ`t run humanity
Like twisted engineers.

Repeat chorus

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