Up My Ass Lyrics - King Missile

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(spoken)
Oh yeah. Up my ass.

Up my ass.

Up my ass. A lit candle - up my ass. A firecracker, a finger, a thumb - up my ass. An egg. A vibratin' egg. A scrambled egg - up my ass. A dildo, strapped onto a mannequin, wearing a Nixon mask - up my ass.

Power tools, an electric drill, a screwdriver, a monkey wrench - up my ass. A monkey - up my ass.

A potpourri of assorted fragrances - up my ass. Up my smelly asshole. 'Cause I'm not one of those guys who walks around pretending that my xxxx don't stink. My xxxx stinks. I admit it. And right now, there is a lot of xxxx - up my ass.

Up my ass.

Up my ass.

Up my xxx - and to the left.

Up my ass. Step right up. Step right up. Come one, come all - up my ass. Everyone and everything - up my ass.

Everything except for your skanky, bullshit, artificial, plastic dick (oh yeah), looks like you bought it at the K-Mart (up my ass) - xxxx you with your bogus xxxxx (oh yeah). You can shove that up your ass, honey, not mine. Up my ass, I got a special gift for you. Right here. Come and get it. It's up my ass.

Up my ass.

Up my ass.

Up my ass.

The Louisiana Purchase - up my xxx (up my ass). The Encyclopædia Britannica (up my ass) - up my xxx (up my ass). Your grandmother - up my ass. Shields and Yarnell - up my ass.

Chocolates. Lollipops. Cakes and pies...and it's all for free. Children...children...

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