Beer Lyrics - Kimya Dawson

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The beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
I said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire
He came home on acid i was holding his shotgun
I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
He said don't shoot i said i won't i love you you're my friend
I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
Then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
I got in my mazda and i drove to the mall
I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
When i pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit
And the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
I ate every single one without noticing the mold
You said you're gross my darling i said no i'm rock and roll
Even though i'd never ever been in a band
I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
And the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared
Of burning in hell well i was already there
And the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
And the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train
And the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill
Then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
When i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
And the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
And you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out
I tried to scream xxxx you but blood was pouring out my mouth
Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
You can be a teenager for your whole xxxxxxx life
Just find some pretty sucker and make that xxxxx your wife
I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
First i cried for him and then i cried for me
Haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be
But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
And i buried my toes in the hot hot sand
And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
You've come a long long way and you deserve to be really happy

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