Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day Lyrics - Kevin Bloody Wilson

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I've had an absolute xxxx of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word xxxx in a song
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day

Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but i xxxx myself instead
And the xxxxxxx misses going off her xxxxxxx head
I've had an absolute xxxx of a day
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
and skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing
ive had an absolut xxxx of a day

I've had an absolute xxxx of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word xxxx in a song
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day

No hot water had to take a cold shower
scrubbing xxxx from every orifice took a xxxxxxx hour
then xxxx xxxx xxxx no xxxxxxx towels
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day

pulling on me jeans and tripped
broke me xxxxxxx nose and split me xxxxxxx lip
got me xxxx caught in me xxxxxxx zip
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day

I've had an absolute xxxx of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word xxxx in a song
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day

then driving meself to the doctors
busted and bleeding xxxx swollen and trobbing
not a good time to get stopped by the cops
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day
bastards didnt even let me explain just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no xxxxxxx phone call, no xxxxxxx bail!
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day

I've had an absolute xxxx of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word xxxx in a song
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day

so your honour thats how it is thats exactly how it started and how it ended all up here, and you xxxxxxx lot laugh and aint making it too easy
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day
and im in too much xxxxxxx pain to plead
and i dont give a xxxx if you dont believe me
just take me out the back and xxxxxxx shoot me please!
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day
ive had an absolute xxxx of a day
everything that could go did go wrong, so if im aloud to use the word xxxx in a song ive had an absolute xxxx of a day
ive had an absolute xxxx of a, just another one of them, ive had an absolute xxxx of a day!!!

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