High As Fuck Lyrics - Jon Lajoie

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"high as xxxxx by jon lajoie

Have you ever watched the sun go down /
And you`re thinkin` bout the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You`re in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self /
And your dog`s looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

Then you feel your heart bumping really fast /
And you`re convinced that you`re gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you`re on a chicken farm
The only problem is that the chickens have human arms
You say that`s fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you`re scared because you think that they will know you`re high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

Finally you decide to go in the store /
But you`re so high you don`t know why you`re there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

You`re walking home and your mouth is dry
Should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
Thinking `bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship

I started thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when we were a kid
And then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say: guess what i`m gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcuipine
And i`m gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don`t know where to find the porcupine
So you go on ebay and do a search but people don`t sell porcupines on the internet
And you say, "you know what world, you got me cornered again, i`m gonna roll another joint".

Ever eat a whole bag of crackers /
That were so old that they weren`t crispy anymore
Have you ever been high as fuck?

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