Everyday Normal Guy Lyrics - Jon Lajoie

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It's pretty simple, the whole song is in a minor
Lyrics

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me mother fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When i go to the clubs i wait in line mother fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars in the bank mother fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all i need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much i like to watch tv
I cant afford a car i use public transportation
I don't mind i read 'til i reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
The amount of money i save this xxxx is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and i'm average looking
Last time i had sex was in 2003
And i am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations mother fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month mother fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce mother fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i get scared when i go see the dentist

I'm the "pauly shore" of everyday life
Easily forgettable and i am not very liked
I have an "according to jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a xxxxxxx std

If you wanna mess with me i think you probably can
Because i am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
Honestly i probably wont fight back
And i don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend steve would but he doesn't look very tough

Steve: "you want some of this bitch?"

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
And if you got a bad back put your hands up

Jon: "i hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it's just not the same... you know it... it gets... it gets pretty sore"

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people mother fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights mother fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "greys anatomy" mother fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i am pretty good at making paper planes

Steve: "i could do this all day... i could do this all day... i could do this all day..."

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