Hotplates Four Digit Numbers The Little Fridge Lyrics - Jimmy Fallon

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(Scratches in)

Go back to your dorm� you got your roommates and that never works out.

(Crowd laughs)

That never works out. They don�t want it to work out� they� they want it so
it�s like a Real World episode in your dorm room. (Crowd Laughs) Like I don�t
understand� like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the
beginning of the year� that�s such a joke that test you fill out of the
beginning of the year� it�s like

(in character voice ::student::) Umm I like rock and roll� I like staying out
late� and I love the ladies oh yea OOOO!

(Crowd Laughs)

(As adult) Okay we�ve got a perfect roommate for you he�s an opera major, he�s
a narcoleptic and he�s xxx so go fight each other� we�ve got four camera angles
� that�ll be perfect welcome to college� go screw your self

(as student) HUH yeah that�s what we say here go ahead.

(Jimmy Normally) Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy from high
school is coming up he�s gonna be my room mate it�s gonna be awesome�No that is
never awesome it doesn�t work out� No it doesn�t (Laughter) hate to tell you�
you will fight each other� you will just get� you just get � I tell you why one
is they have too much dirt on you� your friend from home has too much dirt
they�ll kill you they�ll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just
say

�Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man they�re your dishes
are you going to clean them or what?�

(Roommates voice) �Yea� you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade

(Crowd Laughs) LONG PAUSE

�Not fair to bring up my crabs.�

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