Ball Of Kerrymuir Lyrics - Jim Croce

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Four-and-twenty virgins come down from inverness
And when the ball was over there were four-and-twenty less

Singin' balls to your partner your xxx against the wall
If ya never been had on a saturday night ya never been had at all..

There was doin' in the parlor there was doin' on the stones
But ya couldn't a hear the music for the wheezin' and the groans

Singin' balls to your partner your xxx against the wall
If ya never been had on a saturday night ya never been had at all.

The undertaker he was there all wrapped up in a shroud
Swingin' from the chandelier and peein' on the crowd

Singin' balls to your partner your xxx against the wall
If ya never been had on a saturday night ya never been had at all.

The village cripple he was there ah he could not do much
So he lined the ladies against the wall and he did 'em with his crutch

Singin' balls to your partner your xxx against the wall
If ya never been had on a saturday night ya never been had at all.

Miss mary mcpherson was standin' way up front
Some posies in her hand and a carrot in her cunt

Singin' balls to your partner your xxx against the wall
If ya never been had on a saturday night ya never been had at all.

The village postman he was there but the poor man had the pox
He could not do the lassies so he did the letter box

Singin' balls to your partner your xxx against the wall
If ya never been had on a saturday night ya never been had at all.

The village magician he was there he gave us all a laugh
He pulled his foreskin over his head and he vanished up his ass

Singin' balls to your partner your xxx against the wall
If ya never been had on a saturday night ya never been had at all.

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