Fat Sweaty Betty Lyrics - Insane Clown Posse

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Why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed?
What's your pleasure?

(1st verse- violent j)
Fat sweaty betty the xxxxx ain't nothing new
Her moms used to babysat me back when we was two
We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank well uh
She moved across town and never came back
Until the other day i seen her at the chicken shack
She said her name was betty i can't believe this shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beeitch
She said "hey j tell me how you've been?"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her "hold still" and flicked it off her face and said
"betty oh betty what you say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers run across the rip of cellulite
Eww! it was nasty but i don't let it bother me
She rolled over xxxxxxx knocked the wind out of me
I couldn't breathe she wouldn't stop i'm almost dead
I took the lamp and bust it on her xxxxxxx head
We got dressed i gave her a little kiss goodbye
Fat sweaty betty my fat sweaty pumpkin pie

(chorus)
Fat sweaty betty
Tell me when you're ready (x2)

(2nd verse- shaggy2dope)
Big fat slop of xxxx people call betty
Flabs of fat on her back her neck...sweaty
Boogers running down her nose all over her lips
Can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But xxxx all that ''cause i wanna see the neden
I had to see the cat the cheesey cheena cheden
Rode my bike to her house "hey yo betty lemme in
I'm packing some snack cakes xxxxx lemme in."
I can hear her coming down the stairs
She opened up the door in her motherfucking underwears
Uugghh!! xxxx xxxx that i'm turning back
But no the door shut and shes going for the cake snacks
I said "relax hoe i'm here i'm bu-si-ness
You can have the candy first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor come on betty drop them drawls."
Ahh!! i knew it betty had balls
Oh no here comes that ass
>From the top of the dresser with the yokazuna splash
I wish i never came oh boy do i wish
See fat sweaty betty the sweaty fat bitch

(chorus)

(violent j)
[fat sweaty betty]
I know you like spaghetti
I know you like spaghetti
So tell me when you're ready baby
[fat sweaty betty]
Tell me when you're ready
Tell me when you're ready for a cheeseburger pizza pie tv dinner chicken
Baby
[fat sweaty betty]
I gets it all i gets it all for ya baby
I work at farmer jack on the dinner floor baby
[fat sweaty betty]
I bring it home i cook it in a microwave
I feeds it to ya just let me get some stanky skins
[fat sweaty betty]
''cause i don't care i wanna hit the cellulite
I hit the cellulite for a turkey meal delight
[fat sweaty betty]
''cause i don't care you know i'm not afraid to cook
Take off your shoes and let me lick your dirty foot
[fat sweaty betty]
I'll rub you down i'll rub you down the right way
I hear a buzzer apple pie's in the microwave
[fat sweaty betty]
I work at farmer jack i work at a & p
And yes i do my heavy baby wanna be with me
[fat sweaty betty]
Ya wanna be with me ya wanna be with me
Ya want some chilli cheese fries in a ???
[fat sweaty betty]
You gotta wait wait 'till the time is right
Let me count the purple bubbles in your cellulite
[fat sweaty betty]
You want some burger king you want some hungry jack
You want some jelly beans you want a scooby snack
[fat sweaty betty]
You want some dominoes you want a milky way
You gotta kick it to the sugar daddy violent j
[fat sweaty betty]
You want some lucky charms you want some mashed potatoes
Let me hit the skins now and i'll feed you later
[fat sweaty betty]
Because i know i know you want a lunchable
Something crunchable something munchable
[fat sweaty betty]
How 'bout some taco bell how 'bout a pizza slice
How bout some chicken fingers and a bowl of minute rice
[fat sweaty betty]

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