The Jokers Wild Lyrics - Icp Insane Clown Posse

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"welcome to another exciting episode of del ray's number one
Game show the joker's wild! shaggy tell us something about
Tonight's contestants."

"hey motherfuckers
Get ready for the killer show of this bitch
We gotta cop we gotta judge and we gotta redneck
So step the xxxx up and play the joker's wild!"

[violent j]
Woohoo!
Everybody smile
Guess who's back on your underground dial (who?)
It's the game show host with the most (violent j)
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
Cop copper it's been a long while
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
Mr. pig-man packing that steel
But tonight you ain't xxxx now spin the xxxxxx wheel
Looks good nice try
Now let's see just how ya gonna die?
Lucky lucky he landed on carpenter jed
He just pounds nails in your forehead
The pig got lucky that time
But let's take a look who's next down the line
Oh the 43rd district judge
Hey pal remember me
You threw me in jail
Take a spin or i'll snap your neck
The clicker's landed let me check
The jokey hey it ain't bad at all
We just cut your face off and slap your skull
Who's next for the games and fun?
Hillbilly earl come on down run
The redneck that sicked his dog on me
Now that's gonna cost you a spin buddy
Spin around and around it goes
Staple your lips shut cut off your toes
Then i throw your corpse on top of the pile
Anything goes on the joker's wild

"tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?"
"jeffrey dahmer."
"no the correct answer would be your mother. shaggs?"

"aww xxxx motherfuckers
Get ready for round two of this bitch
So if you want your xxxxxxx neckbone chopped
Step the xxxx up and play the joker's wild!"

[violent j]
You like big money and prizes don't ya
You'd probably kill for a big prize won't ya
Ya little xxxxx it's your turn to spin
Free money now spin again
Oh goody the unzip your drawers
I'm finna clip this chain on your balls
Raise ya upside down for the bang bada
Now we bust your head like a pinata (hey!)
The audience loves that shit
Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits
Wait! cut to a break oh xxxx d-damn ah
We got guts on the camera

"the joker's wild is brought to you by...faygo
Everybody sing!!"
"send your momma straight up to the store tell that xxxxx to bring home a
Faygo"

[violent j]
Welcome back to the carnival show
Here's your chance for the big money cash flow
Hit your buzzer pull your lever
Joker joker lemon we sever your head
Pick a door one two or three
It's the same behind every door me
There's no escape now gimme that bald head
The crowd can't help look they're all dead
At home they just watching your doom
We broadcast from hell to your living room
I ripped off his knuckle wicked clown style
Anything goes on the joker's wild

"it's time to play hit or miss. contestant number one open your
Mouth. contestant number two get ready. will he hit or miss....
He hit! what's next?"

"we got money we got cash we got prizes
We got blood we got guts
We got naked dead xxxxxxx on the joker's wild"

[violent j]
I got my yellow suit and my purple tie
Somebody's gonna die oh my
It's mr. thompson my next door neighbor
Always bitchin yellin from the kitchen
Window see he died and he went to hell though
We meet again i got my own game show
Spin the wheel cuz i just can't xxxx around
Bonus round!
Oh xxxx the end of the game
Bonus round we goin' out with a bang
You gotta chance for money and prizes
You gotta chance at death too hahah
So get ready i'm coming at'cha fast
Your chance for freedom at last
Four questions so are you ready jack?
"uh i think so" load the gat

"the governer?"
"eats butt."
"yes. the square root of two?"
"uhhh..."
"correct. nutsacs don't belong in?"
"butt cracks"
"right. richboys eat?"
"caviar."
"no the correct answer's bullets." [gunshots]

"oh geez this is bink chipperwink saying so long till next week folks
See ya later goodbye"

"that's it go home (aww!)"

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