99 Problems Lyrics - Ice T

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Yeah last year a lot of xxxxxxxxxxxxx asked me
Why i didn't do no old sex nasty shit
But this year i went down to miami and got my nigga from 2 live
Brother marquis in the house
(yeah i'm the motherfuckin' nigga)

Yeah we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggaz is havin' girl problem marq
(huh tell them man tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it

I got a ho from the east got a ho from the west
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the north a ho from the south
A ho that likes to xxxx it long and hold it in her mouth

I got a xxxxx with hair a xxxxx with none
A xxxxx with a knife a xxxxx with a gun
A xxxxx with a xxx big as a tv set
And there's a xxxxx over there hey the one i'm gonna get

But yo but maybe not she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet i'll slam a sista though word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I xxxx 'em all and leave 'em on the curve

I got a xxxxx with a mink who rocks a fat gold link
Who likes to xxxx me with her xxx up on the kitchen sink
Got a xxxxx with xxxx a xxxxx with ass
A xxxxx with none but hey i give her a pass

And i love 'em all i love 'em crazily
And they love me back that's why they stay with me
So if you havin' girl problems i'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a xxxxx ain't one hit it
Nah a xxxxx ain't one

I got a xxxxx that's old a xxxxx that's new
A xxxxx who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a xxxxx who's fat a xxxxx who's built
A xxxxx who all her titties give out powdered milk

I got a xxxxx who's funny a xxxxx who ain't
A xxxxx who can sing a xxxxx who can't
A xxxxx who loves fuckin' on a airplane
I even got a xxxxx off soul train
I got a xxxxx who rolls a rag-top benz

Long ends i got a xxxxx who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun
I got a xxxxx who play piano a xxxxx who don't
A xxxxx who dances naked a xxxxx who won't
A xxxxx who's short a xxxxx who's tall
A xxxxx who burns my pager with priority calls

And i love 'em all i love 'em crazily
And they love me back that's why they stay with me
So if you havin' girl problems i'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a xxxxx ain't one hit me

Yo marquis you from miami man why don't you show
Mhese xxxxxxxxxxxxx all the over the world the to live
Style of how the xxxxxxx treat a motherfuckin' fly nigga like you?

I got 99 problems and a xxxxx ain't one of them
I don't trip on hos 'cause i don't need none of them
Pussy's the temptation dick's the persuasion
All hos xxxx xxxx nigga how you play 'em?

That's why i don't sleep on 'em i just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth take it out and i skeet on 'em
The nigga the one nighter the xxxxx exciter
I only love my hos when i'm goin' up inside her

Problem number one is gettin' money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin' 'cause i ain't offerin'
I go hard on my xxxxxxx 'cause i'm never never softenin'

Puttin' the demand on 'em xxxx 'em and scram on 'em
The 'wham bam thank you ma'am' game is ran on 'em
So xxxx how you feel you fuckin' cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill 'cause i won't pay the bill

Gettin' pussy's just another expense
If xxxxx pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a xxxxx ain't one

Ha yo marquis my xxxxxxxxxxxx you got problems man?
(a xxxxx ain't one)
Aww xxxx now let me tell you how to do this shit

I got a xxxxx that loves to g
She'll xxxx you right after she fucks me
I got a xxxxx who loves both
I got a xxxxx who loves handcuffs and ropes

I got a xxxxx that's fast a xxxxx that's slow
A xxxxx that's a virgin and a xxxxx that's a ho
A xxxxx that lies a xxxxx that's true
A xxxxx who's a man because they're xxxxxxx too

I got a xxxxx that's cool a xxxxx that's hot
A xxxxx who loves rap a xxxxx who loves rock
A xxxxx who's lost and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat

I got a xxxxx that runs i got a xxxxx that walks
I got a xxxxx that yells i got a xxxxx who talks
I got a xxxxx that's dirty got a xxxxx that's neat
I got a super fine xxxxx that i knocked in the swap meet

And i love 'em all i love 'em crazily
And they love me back that's why they stay with me
So if you havin' girl problems i'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a xxxxx ain't one hit me

No a xxxxx ain't one you knahm sayin'?
(huh you know a xxxxx ain't one)
I got problems with my motherfuckin' rent marquis
But a xxxxx ain't one

Man you got yourself nothin' man
Fuck them raggedy stank xxx hos nigga

A xxxxx ain't one
I got a problems stayin' out here on these streets
With the police trying to take a nigga out y'know?
But a xxxxx ain't one got problems with motherfuckers
Buyin' my records but a xxxxx ain't one

Fuck 'em all nigga xxxx them motherfuckers
You knahm sayin'? a xxxxx ain't one
Got problems man
All them xxxxxxxxxxxxx can kiss my motherfuckin' xxx f'real

Really niggaz worryin' about bitches
They better they better find somethin' else to worry about

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