99 Problems Feat Brother Marquis Lyrics - Ice T

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[Ice-T]
Yeah, last year a lot of xxxxxxxxxxxxx asked me
why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit
But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it...

I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to xxxx it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a xxxxx with hair, a xxxxx with none
A xxxxx with a knife, a xxxxx with a gun
A xxxxx with a xxx big as a TV set
And there's a xxxxx over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I xxxx 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a xxxxx with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to xxxx me with her xxx up on the kitchen sink
Got a xxxxx with tits, a xxxxx with ass
A xxxxx with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a xxxxx ain't one - hit it...
Nah a xxxxx ain't one

[Ice-T]
I got a xxxxx that's old, a xxxxx that's new
A xxxxx who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a xxxxx who's fat, a xxxxx who's built
A xxxxx who all her titties give out powdered milk
I got a xxxxx who's funny, a xxxxx who ain't
A xxxxx who can sing, a xxxxx who cain't
A xxxxx who loves xxxxxx on a airplane..
I even got a xxxxx off +Soul Train+
I got a xxxxx who rolls a rag-top Benz..
Long ends
I got a xxxxx who's broke as a bum..
But she's the most fun
I got a xxxxx who play piano, a xxxxx who don't
A xxxxx who dances naked, a xxxxx who won't
A xxxxx who's short, a xxxxx who's tall
A xxxxx who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a xxxxx ain't one - hit me

Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
these xxxxxxxxxxxxx all the over the world; the 2 Live style
of how the xxxxxxx treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems and a xxxxx ain't one of them
I don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
All hos xxxx xxxx nigga how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga the one-nighter, the xxxxx exciter
I only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, xxxx 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So xxxx how you feel, you xxxxxx cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin pussy's just another expense
If xxxxx pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a xxxxx ain't one!

[Ice-T]
Ha! Yo Marquis my xxxxxxxxxxxx you got problems man?
(A xxxxx ain't one) Aww shit!
Now let me tell you how to do this shit

[M] I got a xxxxx that loves to G
[I] She'll xxxx you right after she fucks me
[M] I got a xxxxx who loves both
[I] I got a xxxxx who loves handcuffs and ropes
[I] I got a xxxxx that's fast, a xxxxx that's slow
[M] A xxxxx that's a virgin and a xxxxx that's a ho
[I] A xxxxx that lies
[M] A xxxxx that's true
[I] A xxxxx who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2"
[I] I got a xxxxx that's cool
[M] A xxxxx that's hot
[I] A xxxxx who loves rap, a xxxxx who loves rock
[I] A xxxxx who's lost and one who knows where it's at
[I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[M] I got a xxxxx that runs, I got a xxxxx that walks
[M] I got a xxxxx that yells, I got a xxxxx who talks
[I] I got a xxxxx that's dirty, got a xxxxx that's neat
[I] I got a super fine xxxxx that I knocked in the swap meet

[Ice-T]
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a xxxxx ain't one - hit me...
No a xxxxx ain't one..
(Huh, you know a xxxxx ain't one!)

[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis
But a xxxxx ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Man you got yourself nothin man
Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga

[Ice-T]
A xxxxx ain't one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
But a xxxxx ain't one
Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records
But a xxxxx ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Fuck 'em all, nigga xxxx them motherfuckers

[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? A xxxxx ain't one
Got problems man

[Brother Marquis]
All them xxxxxxxxxxxxx can kiss my motherfuckin ass.. f'real

[Ice-T]
Really, niggaz worryin about bitches
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
[fades out]

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