Paintballs Coming Home Lyrics - Half Man Half Biscuit

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They've got the whole world in their house
They've got the whole wide world in their house
They've got the whole world in their house
To see the new conservatory
They didn't choose their cat
The cat chose them
They didn't choose their cat
The cat chose them
They didn't choose their cat
The cat chose them
And what do you know
Its got it's own website
They made some real good friends
On henman hill
They made some real good friends
On henman hill
They made some good friends
On henman hill
Now they all meet up for boxercise
They buy soup in cartons
Not in tins
They buy soup in cartons
Not in tins
They buy soup in cartons
Not in tins
And keep a torch in the back of the car
They go to one-day cricket
In fancy dress
They go to one-day cricket
In fancy dress
They go to one-day cricket
In fancy dress
And choose the pub that's got the ball pond for the kids
They treat the mercury music
Prize win-or
They treat the mercury music
Prize win-or
They treat the mercury music
Prize win-or
Obviously that's just jealousy on my part
They seem to think
It's a really good idea
They seem to think
It's a really good idea
They seem to think
It's a really good idea
To hire a stretch limosine
He gets over emontional
When he's drunk
He gets all too emotional
When he's drunk
He gets over emontional
When he's drunk
And says
"i tell you what mate that baby changed me life"
If i'd have known they were coming i'd have slashed me wrists

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