Auntie Maggies Remedy Lyrics - George Formby

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Now there`s all sorts of medicines that you can buy
No matter what ailment you`ve got
But I know a special one you ought to try
You`ll find it`s the best of the lot
It`s my Auntie Maggie`s home made remedy, it`s guaranteed never to fail
That`s the stuff that will do the trick
It`s sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".
Now if you`ve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
Don`t kick up a shindy, you`ll never get windy with Auntie Maggie`s Remedy

If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
You`re bound to wake up I`ll agree
But I`ll bet you by heaven, you`ll wake up at seven
With my Auntie Maggie`s Remedy
In a young lady`s bedroom I went by mistake
My intentions were honest you see
She shouted with laughter, "I know what you`re after
It`s my Auntie Maggie`s Remedy."

Oh my Auntie Maggie`s home made remedy, it`s guaranteed never to fail
That`s the stuff that will do the trick
It`s sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".
Now if you`ve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
Don`t kick up a shindy, you`ll never get windy with Auntie Maggie`s Remedy
Now when the baby starts crying, there`s always a reason
And if you inspect him you`ll see,
The poor little chappy has covered his nappy
With Auntie Maggie`s Remedy

Now I went to a doctor, I wasn`t too well
And he made me lie on a settee
He said "There`s trouble brewing, you`ve been overdoing
Your Auntie Maggie`s Remedy."
Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,
In a spot where it just shouldn`t be
So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your - ankle, with Auntie Maggie`s Remedy."

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