Diarrhea Lyrics - Dr Demento

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I know its getting late
And i know we had a date lucia
I hate to make you wait
'cause it would be so great lucia.

And tears fall from my eyes and i must apologise lucia
I'll have to stay at home so i called you on the phone
'cause im stuck here on the throne with diarrhea.

I thought that it was only gas
So i went and let one pass
Then i stood there in a trance
As i filled my brand new pants.

My mother brought me soup
But it only made me poop lucia
I never should have ate
But it sounded like a great idea..

You know it really hurts when you got the hurshy squirts lucia
Theres no paper paper to be seen
So i used people magazine
And it makes me want to scream 'diarrhea'.

*farting noises to a tune*

I love you dear with all my heart
But i can't go on with liquid farts
I wouldn't have to break our date if only i could constipate.

I know you got the hots
But i really got the trots lucia
Theres no need to scream and shout
'cause tomorrow we'll go out i guarantee ya

I know you need your man
So i came up with a plan lucia
I'll take a cork and superglue
And pound it in there with my shoe
And then i'll be all through with diarrhea!

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